Showing posts with label costumes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label costumes. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

4.4.17

I didn't follow the prompt today. I got sidetracked slaying Donald Duck and helping the Ponies win the  war against the Bergens and then we all ate Trolls.  And we were happy.  Such is motherhood.

Playtime with Miss N, Age 4

Fluffy Bear has lost his hair
and doesn’t know where to turn.
The dollies march to Bergentown
and pause to watch it burn.

Board my boat and cross the sea
and return Cinderella’s shoe.
Minnie Mouse has trashed the house
but left this cake for you.

Princess dress and blankie cape
and glowing Jedi sword
are her armor when Mom finds her

curled, napping on the floor.

Friday, March 11, 2016

21 days

Another costuming poem as we count down to April.  This one is by J. Allyn Rosser, available at poetryfoundation.org.

Impromptu

BY J. ALLYN ROSSER
First there was Jim, clamping to my long black hair
             that nine-pound Cleopatra wig
             with nylon bands and bobbie pins.

Meanwhile I was on fire for Chad, who coached me
             a bit impatiently Tuesday nights
             on my Joan-of-Arc inflection.

Then Terence said I’d be perfect for the lounge-singer-
             turned-whore, and as it turned out
             that was a fairly easy gig.

Max signed me on soon after, claiming I was a natural
             for Eternally Aggrieved Girl,
             which in hindsight hurts me deeply.

So by the time you followed me back to the green room
             to wait in the hallway—whistling!—
             for my scrubbed face to emerge,

naturally I was wary, waiting for the script
             you never bothered to come up with.
             It was damned awkward sitting there,

nothing but milkshakes between us. Maybe, I thought,
             you’d assumed I was the one with a script.  
             Finally I decided to give Terence a call.

I didn’t like the way you looked at me so steadily
             with your chin resting on one fist,
             as if the table were a table, the boards

A floor. Listening there as if you meant it,
             as if something I could say were true, and every
             moment from now on would be my cue.

Thursday, March 10, 2016

30 Poems in 30 Days 2016: Gearing up!

It's almost spring.  I've got an official countdown going on my Facebook page for that, but I'm also counting down to another "spring thing," which has become as much a sign of spring for me as tulips and Peeps:  NaPoWriMo, or National Poetry Writing Month.  Once again this year, I intend to crank out 30 poems in 30 days.  This will be my fourth year participating.

In the past, I have (generally speaking) used the "official" daily prompts on the NaPoWriMo site (www.napowrimo.net) for my poems.  One year I combined them with a secondary prompt from another site, where each day I focused on a color.  For a couple of my NaPoWriMo adventures, I have taken a photograph to go with each poem (or written each poem as a response to a photograph...gray area...)

This year, I'm again challenging myself.  I will be using the prompts again this year (for the most part), and also  I plan for this year's poems  to (mostly) follow a theme:

THE POETRY OF COSTUME.

(Doesn't that look nice in bolded caps?)


One of my jobs is in theatrical costuming, which I love, and which makes me think about all kinds of stuff:  identity (both real and imagined), the concept of the mask, of hiding who we are, of becoming who we were meant to be, of otherness, of the insanity of marketing, of the history and weirdness of Halloween, of the way a costume transforms you, of the magic of theatre, and especially of the wisdom of actually gluing gold sequins to your face.  It's a veritable freakin' gold mine of material.  So that's this year's challenge.

Of course, I'm a poet, and poets lie, so I may not do EXACTLY what I said...but that's the plan!

So the countdown is on!  21 days until NaPoWriMo begins.  To get you in the mood, I reserve the right to post random poems about costuming, theatre, Halloween, and other marginally related topics until them, beginning now, with this piece by Michael Collier, available at www.poetryfoundation.org.

See you soon!

All Souls

By Michael Collier
A few of us—Hillary Clinton, Vlad Dracula,   
Oprah Winfrey, and Trotsky—peer through   
the kitchen window at a raccoon perched   
outside on a picnic table where it picks

over chips, veggies, olives, and a chunk of pâte.   
Behind us others crowd the hallway, many more
dance in the living room. Trotsky fusses with the bloody   
screwdriver puttied to her forehead.

Hillary Clinton, whose voice is the rumble
of a bowling ball, whose hands are hairy
to the third knuckle, lifts his rubber chin to announce,   
“What a perfect mask it has!” While the Count

whistling through his plastic fangs says, “Oh,   
and a nose like a chef.” Then one by one   
the other masks join in: “Tail of a gambler,”   
“a swashbuckler’s hips,” “feet of a cat burglar.”

Trotsky scratches herself beneath her skirt
and Hillary, whose lederhosen are so tight they form a codpiece,   
wraps his legs around Trotsky’s leg and humps like a dog.   
Dracula and Oprah, the married hosts, hold hands

and then let go. Meanwhile the raccoon squats on   
the gherkins, extracts pimentos from olives, and sniffs   
abandoned cups of beer. A ghoul in the living room   
turns the music up and the house becomes a drum.

The windows buzz. “Who do you love? Who do you love?”   
the singer sings. Our feathered arms, our stockinged legs.   
The intricate paws, the filleting tongue.
We love what we are; we love what we’ve become.


Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Observations, re: Halloween

I work in costuming full time.  Right now, we're pretty busy, of course, with everyone and their grandmother and their grandmother's dog needing a costume for the Halloween holiday next week.  Some of my observations, comments, and WTF moments from this season (so far):

1) Most improbable costume:  Gigantic man comes in. He is over 6.5', built like a linebacker, bald on top with a huge bushy beard, tattoo sleeves on both arms, dressed in biker garb.  What does he want to be for Halloween?  Papa Smurf.

2) WTF Moment #1: Customer wants to be a Klansman for Halloween.  As if that weren't WTF enough...oh, yes...he's black.

3) The sheer number of people who want to dress up at Katy Perry make me lose hope for the human race.

4) I have had seven requests for Big Bird (rented, folks--sorry!!), and I only have 1 Mitt Romney mask left.  Barak Obama has not been selling as well.  I am not sure if this is a good sign or a bad sign for the election results.

5) WTF Moment #2: Girl complains that slutty nurse costume is not short enough, and actually said, "I want people to be able to see my ass."  ?????????????????????????????????

Back into the fray this afternoon...