A Dozen Fortune
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You must be present in the moment to avoid the meadow
muffins in your path.
No fortune cookies will be offered to the man who does not
show up.
The early bird gets the hot coffee. The second bird cleans the coffeepot.
The silence has missed you. Turn off your smartphone and let
it find you again.
Yoga is about presence.
Try to ignore the fact that you are not a tree.
The presence of nuts in your home may foreshadow a squirrel
invasion.
The absence of squirrels in your home doesn’t mean that you
are not nuts.
This is just to say—the pie is gone. It was not William Carlos Williams. My bad.
The absence of the Sharpies, the cat, and the preschooler
bodes ill.
Listen to the voices around you. If no one else is there, seek help.
Today would be a good day to call in invisible.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
So does the baby. Use the broom
instead.
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